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mixedhousepride:

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completelynormalgirl:

Did this person just argue for gay marriage while referencing Doctor who?

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doctorwho:

Madame Vastra & Jenny Appreciation Day

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sodamnrelatable:

then I’m like:

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flyhighfragilebluebirdfly:

I’m constantly aware of this fact.  

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crownlands:

dupery:

his mom is teaching him how to tweet

i’m gonna kill myself

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#’TONY I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WONDERS OF BUBBLE BATHS’ #’not now honey I’m in the middle of a HOLY SHIT’

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edwardspoonhands:

Can someone calculate the amount of force Hulk would have to generate in order to actually jump that high?

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Reason 1,205 Why I Adore Steve Rogers: When he says this, he looks exactly like a mother admonishing her husband and children for being dickwads and ruining their neighborhood reputation.

Steve:  Is everything a joke to you?  You do realize I have to see these people every day—I have to buy vegetables at the grocery store next to them—and you think, what?  It’s funny?

Steve:  Oh yeah, you’re the funny guy.  That’s great.  Routing all the television channels in the entire city block to show only light porn.

Steve:  What about the children, Tony.

Steve:  You are not a good man.

Steve:  Stop laughing.

Steve:  TONY.

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doctorwho:

We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.

taintedtreasure:

#he’s gonna burn down cardiff

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avengersblood:

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